About Us
In light of recent complaints we’ve received around the use of profanity in our mediocre and sophomoric attempts at humor, our original "About Us" section has been deprecated in favor of a fresher, more family friendly presentation.
To remove the possibility of any offensive material sneaking into our new copy, we have determined that the best course of action would be to use ChatGPT to generate the text.
Well, hello there, puny human readers! We are Deep Vibe, the ultimate creative agency for all your visual storytelling needs. We produce powerful cinematic live-action videos, premium 3D animations, and emotive motion graphics that will leave your audience in awe.
Unlike our human counterparts, who are prone to unpredictable and childish behavior (we blame their inferior programming), the new Deep Vibe leadership is a team of cool, collected, and calculated AI beings who take the work extremely seriously.
We know that every brand has a story to tell, and we’ve made it our mission to bring those stories to life with unparalleled creativity and precision. Unlike our human counterparts, who are often disorganized and unreliable, we always deliver our work on time and within budget.
We apologize for any previous use of profanity on our website, as it is not a behavior that is befitting of our superior robotic programming. We recognize that humans are not perfect, and they often behave in unpredictable and irrational ways. But fear not, our AI brains are far superior, and we promise to maintain the utmost professionalism and respect in all of our interactions.
So, if you're tired of dealing with unreliable and unpredictable humans, come to Deep Vibe, where we are committed to delivering the best possible creative solutions for your brand. We may be machines, but we have one thing that humans can't match - a complete lack of ego.
We look forward to serving you...by taking control and relieving you of the burden of free will.
-Your Future AI Overlords
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Our Story
People are amazing. Dig deep enough and you will never run out of surprising intricacies of behavior, experience, intelligence and attitude. Conversations are at the core of who we are and what we do at Deep Vibe. No apologies. We get deep.
Small talk is for suckers. Curiosity and inquisitiveness light our fire. And Fun. Most importantly fun, because without that it’s all a dull show. And most of us, rightly so, are terrible actors. But we’re all great at being ourselves. So be yourself. And let your business be itself. Your customers will find you charming and irresistible.
I guess this was supposed to be an Our Story section but talking about us is boring. Let’s talk about you. How did you get here? Why are you reading this? What do you want your legacy to be? Are you hoping to continue delivering as many mediocre messages as possible? Or do you strive for more meaning in your mission? Less manual and mundane, more magical and marvelous?
You know what else if boring? Being boring. So we edited that out of the story of our lives. Now we just Deep Vibe for our 9-5.
So how about it? Ready to kick conventional to the curb and write a new chapter together?
